Personality Day 2: Calling CC Smith

OK now! Today is all about the old man. Forgive me if I have some harsh words, but we've been dealing with this stupid plumbing company for about a month now. I might have to rant about his dickiness towards me. I know that's not a word, but dang, it works. I'm about to jump on his back and shave his head.

So I forgot to call the water company to fix our water meter, and now the plumber can't fix our bathtub. This is the 6th time they have been to our house and I'm so sick of them. You know what? Their asses were the last ones to touch our water meter when they replaced our hot water heater!  Anyway, we are both a little stressed out. Clint works out of town, so I have to deal with everything unless he just happens to be here. So it's all my fault.

I have way more to say, but I am about to hit my positive switch and tell you about Big Daddy C:

I know we look greasy and burned, but it's the only one of him smiling. He normally does that thug life glare that says "that's what's up." Not really, but sort of.

Well his name is Clint, and he's got one sister and two brothers. One of those brothers is his identical twin named Cecil. Yeah, they look just alike. I already know what your going to say...story of my life. "Have you ever gotten them mixed up? Did they ever switch around on you and you didn't know it?" Those are the the firsts every time. No, I don't get them mixed up, but I did grab Cecil's butt once in High School. It was crowded and I only saw his back. 

It can get pretty difficult to be married to an identical twin. They have this really strong bond where they have to talk to each other at least 20 times a day. When they hang out, they are practically hugging they stick so close to each other. They actually do hug when they laugh while patting each others backs. It's like they want to merge back together and become one again.  So if you plan on marrying one of these fine specimen, here's some advice: If you're needy it won't work, and make sure you are close to your sister in law because you will be spending a lot of time together.Your kids will also be close because technically they are half brothers and sisters. Did you know Cecil would pass a DNA test for my kids? Now that I think about it, I should probably file for child support so I can have a little extra cash.

Here's the studs on my wedding day:

 

Speaking of weddings, we have been married 6 years last September. Wait, I just thought of something else. My sister in law and I have the same wedding ring, and our wedding days are 2 days apart but different years. So again, if you plan on marrying an identical twin, be prepared to be a twin yourself. Like, share your individuality together. Oh! She is also 1/4 Hawaiian like I am Samoan...And we are both 5''2, brown hair/brown eyes. You get my drift. People mix us up as much as they do the bros. 

We conceived Sadie on our wedding night. I absolutely know this, cause Clint went right out of town afterward. No, we didn't go on a honeymoon. Mom will argue I was already pregnant when I got married, but I am certain! I don't know where any of this fits in so we will just deem it a random statement and move on. 

I guess I'll go with random facts:

-Clint sees everything in black and white. Cold hard facts. You have to show or prove everything to him, otherwise it's just not true. We get into a lot of arguments. Actually, every conversation is a debate between us. Just how it is. 

-My man's been workin' on the railroad. Even though it's technically my song, his ass gets to drive the train. Wait, it does say "Dinah blow your horn." So i guess I'm the train. That works out.

-Beside our marriage, Clint and I have been together for 11 years. I was 14, he was 16. High School sweethearts. Here are some back of the day shots.The first one is our first picture together at my best friend's house. My mom would not let us hang out cause the twins had a Double Trouble rep.

                                   

-He may be a know it all, but he loves with all of his heart. He really is a great catch. He leaves me little notes like this to wake up to when he has to go to work in the middle of the night:

-Clint, and the rest of his immediate family are diehard Auburn fans. Me too, but I could actually care less if you want to know the truth. I like to tailgate and drink cocktails, but don't ask me about any kind of pass. Actually, don't talk to me about how Auburn played when you see me just because I have on the shirt. I'm talking about strangers. Only in the South.

-Interests: Football, Auburn, Golf, Auburn, Corn Hole, Auburn, Tru TV, Auburn, and poker. That's all I can think of right now.

-Clint is a Momma's boy and he ain't ashamed to tell you. Good thing she loves me, cause we would have some problems.  

OK that's everything you need to know about my luscious sugar dumps. Don't tell him I wrote this either. I've had to minimize the screen at least 20x cause he keeps walking by and staring.

BYE now!